🎂🎁 My Celestial Birthday: March 🎁🎂

It’s 2020, my dear hubbies. Bank-to-bank e-transfers are NOT the only deposit options available. Papertrail-free options DO exist. Here, I offer EIGHT uncomplicated options:

Most of the following Deposit Options may be purchased with cash at many drugstores and grocers without attaching your legal name to *my* email address, which is for YOUR SAFETY. Please provide only store cards to companies listed on THIS page. Please, no random gift cards for stores or airlines I don’t patronize. Thank you!

❤️❤️❤️ Vanilla Visa gift cards. Simply purchase with cash from US stores (Publix, CVS, Walgreens, 711, Target, Walmart, Home Depot, etc.) or groceries, then email the front & back photo of the card, plus a clear photo of the receipt written to me so it can’t be disputed or reported “missing.” Voila! Easy peasy!👍🏼
❤️❤️❤️ Deposit Option #2: Target e-gift cards. Option 1: Simply scan the barcode (I provide) at the register and pay with cash. OR purchase a Target gift card, take a pic of the back of the card plus receipt, then email both images it to me! 
❤️❤️❤️❤️ Deposit Option #3 (EASIEST): Email NORDSTROM.COM or Starbucks gift cards to RC.LLC@protonmail.com.

❤️❤️❤️❤️ Amazon.COM (not Amazon.CA) gift cards. Trail-free option: Simply scan my Amazon Cash barcode at any CVS, Walgreens, or 7-Eleven register to instantly reload my account. Barcode provided after passing screening. OR buy a GC from any store, take a pic of the back of the card plus receipt, and simply email both pictures.
❤️❤️❤️❤️ Prefer to buy actual gifts you can wrap and hand to me personally? My Amazon Wishlist may be found under RC.LLC@Protonmail.ch or http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/21SGBFPKEY3N9

❤️❤️❤️ Hotels.com Gift Cards

🏒🥅❤️ Oh, please! Oh, please! HOCKEY MONKEY or ICE WAREHOUSE E-Gift Cards — because the scent of old hockey equipment could wipe out an entire zip code. Get them here and make me the happiest gal on ice: www.hockeymonkey.com/egift-certificates or https://www.icewarehouse.com/IW_Gift_Card_100/descpage-GCARD100.html

📣 Hear ye, hear ye! 📣

📌 For your own protection, please do not send a deposit until you’ve passed the screening process.📌


These are practical GIFTS/TIPS I use quite regularly and love receiving:

💵 💵 Cold hard cash (USD) with Benjamin Franklin’s cute face smiling back at me
❤️❤️❤️ Chevron or Mobil gift cards
❤️❤️❤️ Grocers Gift Cards: Trader Joe’s, COSTCO Shop Card, or Sprouts.com gift cards 

❤️❤️❤️ Nordstrom

❤️☕️💉 Starbucks 
❤️❤️ Southwest.com
❤️❤️ Hotels.com gift cards
🇨🇦 Clients: Sorry, Etransfers do not work between Canadian and US banks.

⚠️⚠️⚠️ As much as I appreciate receiving gifts/gift cards, they cannot be used to pay my mortgage, tuition, or bills. Please do not substitute gifts/cards for my Consultation Rate.⚠️⚠️⚠️

Gifts That Make Me Moan... Loudly:

🎿⛷🗻 Mountain Collective Pass - Better than the Epic Pass. Equipment isn’t the biggest expense for a 70-ski-days-per season skier, it’s the high cost of lift tickets.

❌ BAUER Vapor X600 Junior Hockey Skates in size 4 - RECEIVED! THANK YOU! 💋

❌ “Vesper” Vibrating necklace in Gold from LoveCrave.com - RECEIVED! THANK YOU, MY DETROIT SANTA! 💋🥰
❤️ American Liberty 225th Anniversary 24K Gold Coin • Proof •1 troy oz • 99.99% Gold Composition • US Mint
❤️ Château Margaux Bordeaux or Del Dotto Vineyards Cave Blend... or any Cabernet Sauvignon/Pinot Noir within your budget
❤️😍 I prefer wearing Men’s Cologne instead of women’s perfumes, especially Creed For Men - Millésime Impérial 💦

☕️ Caffeine Addiction!!! 💉 : Nespresso VertuoPlus Espresso & Coffee machine to help me deal with humans in the morning 

🎁 Floral silk scarves, gifts, couture tote bags by Louis Vuitton or Fendi (Prada falls apart) in Black, Blacker, or Blackest Blaaaack. Sometimes, Gray.
👠 Feed My Shoe Addiction: 

Size 6.5 US for open-toe stilettos (I love Sophia Webster and Jimmy Choo) 

Size 7 for pumps, boots, or running shoes
👙 Knickers: 34DD bras (36.5” bust) and S/M panties or garterbelts. B/C stockings for my strong skier thighs.

💖🎁💖 Honey Birdette gift cards 💖🎁💖http://us.HoneyBirdette.com 😻 The RILEY 3-Piece set and CAGE sets in size 34DD/M are diviiiiiiine!