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HOW TO BOOK ME

HOW TO BOOK ME

No experience? No references? I’m Newbie Friendly!
Simply read my website thoroughly and write your PG-rated introduction (explicit messages get deleted) via email or Contact Form including:
 
☑️ Your own REAL name and DoB. I only consent to meeting the named person/married couple requesting a Consultation with me.

ANY history of violence, restraining order violations, rape, drunken disorderly, or theft/robbery will instantly fail Step 1 and never meet me.

I don’t save any sensitive info after we’ve successfully completed a Consultation. My email is encrypted and offshore, beyond US jurisdiction. If you’re concerned about data leaks or breaches, do reconsider your gmail/yahoo/hotmail/aol address.

Only those who intend to harm/rob providers or have harmed women previously should be concerned about screening.


☑️ Real cell phone number registered under your name to verify that the name you provided for Step 1 is indeed yours. (No burners or Google Voice for screening purposes, please) 

I will NOT call your registered number until you give me expressed permission to do so. 

☑️ Which major hotel/casino on the Las Vegas Strip you’ll be staying at. For my safety, no motels or private residences. 

☑️ Clearly stated duration (Consultation Package), target date, and start time. Do not discuss $. Ever. 

Once I receive all pertinent info, I’ll do my absolute best to accommodate your schedule.

If you don’t know WHEN you’ll be in Vegas but would like to ensure a smooth booking process when you are in town, please get prescreened days, weeks, or even months in advance of your visit for short notice (24hrs) availability. Please do not wait until you’re already in Las Vegas to contact me as screening often takes 24-48 hrs. I’d rather be safe and sane than agree to meet someone not fully vetted.


For discretion, I’d be more than happy to conduct the greater bulk of our communications over your “secret playtime” email address, Twitter DM, and/or text apps after your real info has been received and verified.

If you don’t have a secure/encrypted email address, I highly recommend signing up for Protonmail. 


***** Do not mention acts in exchange for considerations. Why? Because the P-word is illegal in the US and, even after screening, we have no way of being absolutely sure you’re NOT LE until we’ve completed our Consultation and I’m on my way home without getting pounced. In some states, LE officers are allowed to complete coitus before arresting providers. *****


If this is our first private introduction and you are not a verified P411 member, your Consultation will be confirmed after I receive your $100 deposit. Future meetings require no deposits for the entire duration of our friendship... unless cancellations and rescheduling become habitual. 

 If you’re against deposits, please consider my “Meet & Greet - In Public Only” Package which requires zero deposit. I promise to laugh at all of your jokes (not just the funny ones) and call you “handsome”... or “baby”... or “Adonis.” 

I’m professional, punctual, discreet, reliable, and never postpone or cancel. This is my livelihood. Please book Consultations you can actually commit to. 

I always respect your time. Please respect mine.

I look forward to handling your putter soon! 😘


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