FAQ & BLOG

HOW TO BOOK ME

HOW TO BOOK ME

No experience? No references? I’m Newbie Friendly!Simply read my website thoroughly and write your PG-rated introducti [...]

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Rules Of Engagement

Rules Of Engagement

🚫 First Commandment: Thou shalt not take pills that rhyme with Niagara. They will only frustrate your Coach and/or ca [...]

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WISHLIST & DEPOSITS

WISHLIST & DEPOSITS

🎂🎁 My Celestial Birthday: March 🎁🎂It’s 2020, my dear hubbies. Bank-to-bank e-transfers are NOT the only de [...]

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Deposit & Cancellations

Deposit & Cancellations

✨FYI: Meet & Greet/Social Dates require no deposit. Private Consultations do.✨ P411 Members are also exempt from [...]

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FAQ 1

FAQ 1

Q: “I'm too important to be screened. I'm very famous (insert unrecognizable 70’s actor's name) and/or manager at Of [...]

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FAQ 2

FAQ 2

Q: “Squirter?”A: Like the freakin’ Bellagio!However, YMMV and it only works with those who actually know what they [...]

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