1 Week - Virtual Sweetheart - Texting/DM 📱💻

1 Week - Virtual Sweetheart - Texting/DM 📱💻

Texting Package Would you like a couple of days of light chitchat without being pressured to book? Covid got you down? Need a sweetheart to text or DM with when you’re lonely? Let’s keep in touch ... Read More

$75

2hr PRIVATE Lessons (Minimum)

2hr PRIVATE Lessons (Minimum)

Unable to perfect your form or find your ideal tempo? I will help you set and reach your goals with a heaping dose of passion... for golf. I’ll have your little balls sailing over 350 yards off the ... Read More

$1,000

3hr Brunch

3hr Brunch

For those who prefer to stay in. Start the day with 2 hours of oral golf exams, then we’ll replenish our glycogen stores by ordering room service*. I can even bring wine with a charcuterie board. ... Read More

$1,250

4hr Dinner Date

4hr Dinner Date

Let’s dine at a favorite restaurant followed by intensive Golf Swing Analysis completely in the privacy of your room. I would honored to be your foodie arm candy. OR we can stay in your room, order ... Read More

$1,500

Decadent Desserts - Up to 6 hrs

Decadent Desserts - Up to 6 hrs

*FAVORITE* Las Vegas is the ideal playground for adults. Sometimes you need an intense Private Consultation after dinner AND a 2 hr show (or Golden Knights game!) OR we can spend all those hours in- ... Read More

$2,000

Ethereal Slumber Party - 14 hrs

Ethereal Slumber Party - 14 hrs

Sometimes short Consultations aren’t enough. Deep, restful sleep helps you retain the previous night’s rigorous lessons. Awaken to kisses and soothing, penetrating affirmations from your favorite ... Read More

$3,000

24 Hrs - Truly Yours

24 Hrs - Truly Yours

We’ll have plenty of time for a full round of golf or a quick day trip to ski in Vegas, Mammoth, or Southern Utah. We’ll reward ourselves with a delectable dinner and relax together for soothing, ... Read More

$4,000

48hr Mini Dream Vacation

48hr Mini Dream Vacation

Golf, ski, explore the city, museums, amusement parks, music festivals, go fishing, or catch Hamilton on Broadway? Let’s do this! We’ll have two days and two nights to perfect your form in privat ... Read More

$5,000

Full Week - Heavenly Holiday

Full Week - Heavenly Holiday

Imagine your favorite giggler hanging on your arm during your holidays... for one whole week! Road trip? ✔️ Ski resort hopping? ✔️ Golf tour? ✔️ Intensive surfing/rock climbing lessons? ... Read More

$10,000

“Let’s Hang Out” SOCIAL TIME - Up to 3hrs

“Let’s Hang Out” SOCIAL TIME - Up to 3hrs

Meet & Greet - In Public Only NO DEPOSIT Platonic Consultation on the golf course, Top Golf, restaurant breakfast/lunch/dinner, a leisurely picnic at my favorite park, movie theater, Vegas show, conc ... Read More

$600

Rate Your Anthony Weiner

Rate Your Anthony Weiner

Do you have an uncontrollable urge to send or ask for inappropriate pics and texts??? Celestial Rein will happily reply or rate your flesh-colored golf club for the LOW price of $300! $600 value, n ... Read More

$300

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