Ethereal Slumber Party - 14 hrs

Price: $3,000


Sometimes short Consultations aren’t enough. Deep, restful sleep helps you retain the previous night’s rigorous lessons. Awaken to kisses and soothing, penetrating affirmations from your favorite Golf Swing Instructor, followed by breakfast in bed. “Room service for two, please!" I come to you. Major Las Vegas Strip Hotels only for first dates. To discourage No-Shows and fake bookings, $100 Sin-cerity Deposit required from NEW clients only. Subsequent consultations require no deposits. No upselling. No tips required. Established clients: FLY ME TO YOU $500 No-Headache Flat Rate, anywhere in the US or Canada. I’d love to stay with you at your preferred hotel. Hate paper trails and/or can’t host me during the trip? I’d be happy to host! Simply send gift card to cover my stay, in addition to the airline gift card. Any attempt to negotiate will instantly incur a $2000 increase on top of my current rate. Per incident. Passport always ready ✈️ 💫P411/RS-AVS verifiable members: $100 OFF 🌟 Current P411 members are exempt from deposits 💫Great Client Reward for NON-P411 Members: $100 OFF for providing all the necessary screening information in your first introductory email. Thank you for not elevating my Cortisol levels.😘